“UNOFFICIAL” CELEBRITY QUOTES
What a load of wubbish! Widiculous wotten wubbish!
J.Woss
Sounds nowt like the Beatles… Bag o’ shite…
N.Gallagher
Needs more songs featuring badgers… One song is a promising start, don’t get me wrong, all I am saying is that there is room for more…
B.Oddie
It made me wet my pants…
And me…
Me too… We’re not bothered though, are we guys?
No way!
Yeah, we wear special pants with elastic legs and trains on them… Choo choo!
Our mummy’s say we’re big boys now…
M.Fly
[Will someone please send me a McSwat!]
I like it… Reminds me of my work…
A.Dentist
He can’t sing, he’s rude and opinionated, and he looks like a tramp! I fecking hate the bastard!
B.Geldof
I say it’s wrong… Anyone who exposes and exploits their hillbilly roots is just cotton-picking wrong, ye hear?
B.Spears
He looks scary…
The C.Girls
He obviously needs help… Serious mental help…
M.Jackson
Jonny Raw is the devil… Pure, unad… una… pure evil, and our brain-thinky men indicate that there’s a forfty percent chance he is Bin Laden in disguise… We have it on good authority that his guitar is, in fact, a WMD, and the rumours about me being an incontipent jackass, wicked, naughty lies…
G.W.Bush
He wouldn’t stand a chance in our competition, so yes, he could go all the way and have lasting success…
S.Cowell
He’s so obviously a spoiled brat… It’s all me, me, me, it makes me sick!
M.Carey
All I can see is a useless jug-eared, buck-toothed drain on society.
C.Windsor
Timmy… Tim… Tim… Timmyyyy!!!!
T.Westwood
His album is an insightful work of intimate and tender bong craft…
J.Blunt
[If I hear that f’ing song on the f’ing radio one more f’ing time, so help me Satan, prepare to film Airheads 2!]
It’s so… Oh, what’s the word?
Word for what, babe?
For when someone is only somefing on the outside, not in their tummy…?
Superfishy, babe?
That’s it… Super Fishy… Not like you babe…
Fanks, babe…
V & D.Beckham
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